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Valentine's Day Chocolate Dick

Valentine's Day Chocolate Dick

Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in......even better, a chocolate dick.

This milk chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

  • 7 Inches of Solid Chocolate
  • Limited Edition Valentine's Day 2024 Box
  • All Chocolate Cacao beans are sourced ethically from small farms in Ecuador
  • Hand ground beans and melted chocolate in Southern California 
  • 100% certified Vegan and Fair Trade
  • Made in a Nut Free Facility

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

The Nuts About You chocolate dick box ships anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.

$1,450.20

Original: $4,834.00

-70%
Valentine's Day Chocolate Dick

$4,834.00

$1,450.20

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Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in......even better, a chocolate dick.

This milk chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

  • 7 Inches of Solid Chocolate
  • Limited Edition Valentine's Day 2024 Box
  • All Chocolate Cacao beans are sourced ethically from small farms in Ecuador
  • Hand ground beans and melted chocolate in Southern California 
  • 100% certified Vegan and Fair Trade
  • Made in a Nut Free Facility

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

The Nuts About You chocolate dick box ships anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.