Unfortunately I Am Not in the Tax Bracket That Can Go to Coachella” Black Cap Captain embroidered Made in USA
🎶 Cue the sad festival music 🎶 Wish you were sipping overpriced lemonade at Coachella, but your bank account says, “Maybe next year”? We feel you. This black cap is for all the dreamers who are still manifesting that VIP pass—while keeping it real about their tax bracket.
Product Details:
• Material: 100% cotton, because your broke-but-fabulous vibes deserve comfort.
• Fit: Adjustable strap to fit your head, even if your wallet can’t fit the Coachella budget.
• Text: Embroidered in bold white with the cold, hard truth: “Unfortunately I Am Not in the Tax Bracket That Can Go to Coachella.”
• Style: Perfect for festivals you can afford, like your local park’s free music night, or just vibing at home with a Coachella livestream.
Wear this cap and let the world know you’re saving up for the flower crowns, not the tax returns. Pair it with your best thrift-store boho fit and dream big—because one day, you’ll be front-row at Coachella (or at least close enough to hear the bass). Until then, this hat’s got your back—and your budget.
Shipping: Faster than you’ll make it to the Coachella lineup, but no promises on getting you backstage. Add to cart and wear your truth proudly! 🧢
