Tirecockz: Christmas Edition

Deck your balls with cockz of merry fa la la la la la la la la. They’re back! But more merrier and can I say harder too? Get festive for the upcoming holidays with the one, the only Tirecockz. Bring in the season greetings with our red and green cockz. Our “6” inch cockz will keep you more satisfied and pleased about the holiday season. Let our Tirecockz constantly remind us of the Christmas Spirit that lies within.

Die Hard Christmas Cockz:

With a standard length of 1.625 inches (including balls).
Contains four cocks in each pack.
Contains Grinch Green and Hard Red.
Used for cars, bikes, motorcycles (etc.).
FYI these are actual Elf penises.
Great for pranking and gag gifts.
US Patent #D991156

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